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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Apr 2022 22:31 UTC

On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling alley next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller_cente
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the occasional
> > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about my
> > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo right
> > > > > > above
> > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
> > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > >
> > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining about
> > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy says
> > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > girl.”
> > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we could
> > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and hold
> > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack you..
> Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure them and never find your game.

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o Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

By: JAB on Fri, 18 Mar 2022

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