On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/phyllis_diller
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking about
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was complaining
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other guy
> > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little white
> > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure that we
> > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks and
> > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll obscure
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > > game
> > > > > and when
> > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot her
> > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was going
> > > > to
> > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> > kit.”
>
> Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for asking
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen there was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this lady who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind of bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he said "yes ma'am it's quite impressive"