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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Apr 2022 14:45 UTC

On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your “friends” what sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down the bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to use gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the scene but I show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one of their sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the cover by a big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you open the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that build dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the Field and Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse..net/blog/comments/phyllis_di
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there where Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and stream the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league baseball but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little birds and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more receptive targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must be talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she has a tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope, ye who enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did and the other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no , she's a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and I figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like shoot fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because they'll distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels is...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks , you'll
> > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a girl if she was
> > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke . actually I shot
> > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and that was
> > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet would net
> > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on you " and she
> > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them from a rack
> > > > > > kit.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the mouth for
> > > > > asking
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie Nielsen there
> > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to arrest this lady
> > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this some kind of
> > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and everything and he
> > > > said
> > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > >
> > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could have been
> > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely suggested and it
> > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers that
> > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> You are getting touchy in your old age
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls that I lust after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting non-touchy in my old age.

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