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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Apr 2022 06:42 UTC

On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d007e05a-ecb1-4044-898d-d0f0e1d0cb12n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:33:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7cbb0056-0ab0-4c16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 12:29:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e6588c6d-de37-4ac1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d3a04ad5-5f88-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<dbad8af6-74dd-4e7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:59:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<85bb71ee-3d19-4b7f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:12:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<07896860-d9af-4a57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:46:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2564340d-5540-420b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:25:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7cd30149-7180-4779...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d755de6-efe7-4459...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<74cb5341-2dcc-487a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:10:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae994979-2ada-405c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:24:53 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71abe1fa-b2b3-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8df36e8e-6cc6-41be...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:34:21 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e1b6e796-7e8b-4900...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:16:24 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<af623d85-6fdb-4c23...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 3:10:31 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b15353ff-8832-4757...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:12:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94506099-103a-4c7a...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:31:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cae1308c-66bf-437b...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:04:09 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca31042-394c-48e6...@google
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, March 28, 2022 at 2:57:30 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When I was young , I just loved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sesame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Street.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And if caught by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “friends”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley-by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did have an alibi they tore down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alley
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Strikes me as an excuser for you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gutter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that and just split the scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep wanting me to split the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > scene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hollywood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than that , I would not go onto one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ax
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought you worked at the local
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chopping
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > center???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > True ; I'm a butcher.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very cleaver of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > National Lampoon enticed people on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > statement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open beavers were inside and you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actual beaver like you know the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > build
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dams
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody had taken a hatchet and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split it open and guts everywhere , yuck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should have looked at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > centerfold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yl
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s_
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > er
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > en
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > te
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rf
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ol
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > r_
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fi
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > el
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > d_stream_june_1973
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Our technology nowadays is right up there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Arthur
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > C
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Clark
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > predicted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would be so you can go out in a field and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You field-ed that one all right.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always wanted to play in major league
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baseball
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did not even know who’s on first!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do too know who's on first! It's an owl!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no fool like an owl fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that owl food consists of mice , little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > occasional
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grasshopper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While you like to hop much bigger and more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > receptive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > targets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're talking about receptive targets you must
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend Darlene. She's very receptive, but she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tattoo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > above
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her orifice de joi which reads "abandon all hope,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is no escaping from a black hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No she's Caucasian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but that does remind me of two guys were talking, one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > complaining
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his wife who would berate him for everything he did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "is she a nagger?" and the first guy said "no ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > white
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are getting racy to try and distract t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There are the certain race cars that run on tracks and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > figure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go racing against each other and I'll do stuff like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fireworks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up pictures of Marilyn Monroe and I'll win because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distrack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Running on tracks is not that fast, running on wheels
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're out hunting you never want to run on tracks ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and never find your game.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is it true what I heard about you --- you once asked a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she said yes, you shot her????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes yes yes my life is nothing but an old Aggie joke .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because she was gamey she hadnt bathed in over a month and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > make our conjugal visit a little disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You two make quite a set. But I do not see what your racquet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went up to this lady and said "my you sure have a rack on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "well , to be honest , they're falsies, I assembled them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kit.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should be glad she did not give you a bust in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of those airport movies you know the ones starring Leslie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nielsen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was his real funny part where Leslie Nielsen was going to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who had really large chest accoutrements and she said "is this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bust " because you know he was going to arrest her and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "yes ma'am it's quite impressive”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nope, it was the first “Airplane!” But then again it could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > “The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I always thought that that naked gun title was extremely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > suggested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > offended my sensibilities so I never saw that movie and producers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > produce dirty movies will never touch mine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You are getting touchy in your old age
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No I disagree with you I'm 69 now and all these 20-year-old girls
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > lust
> > > > > > > > > > > after won't have anything to do with me so actually I'm getting
> > > > > > > > > > > non-touchy
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > my old age.
> > > > > > > > > > So I instead of touchy I should have said tetchy
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I am not tetchy no way don't you ever say that again I am not tetchy
> > > > > > > > > i
> > > > > > > > > am
> > > > > > > > > perfectly mild mannered I don't ever get mad at anything you just
> > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > you say I'm not tetchy how could you dare say that
> > > > > > > > I seem to have tech-ed a nerve
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > how would you tech a nerve probably just replace it by a piece of wire
> > > > > > > i knew this fellow in Houston that cut his hand very severely so they
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > there and they sewed together the nerve sheath of the nerves which
> > > > > > > later
> > > > > > > caused the interior to make a good nerve doggone high tech stuff there
> > > > > > I read about their technique, it was just sew sew.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You are absolutely right it was a 16 hour long operation and they sewed
> > > > > and
> > > > > they so sowed they sow social sowed and they sewed they so so sowed and
> > > > > but
> > > > > you know he only had partial use of hands so it's was just a so so
> > > > > operation
> > > > I could not have been that bland --- it had you in stitches
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, it had my friend in stitches.
> > Baste on what evidence???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Every Thanksgiving uncle Joe would come over and he would do the carving at
> the table in front of everybody of our well basted turkey the trouble is
> every year he made the same joke about I want the part that went over the
> fence last and everybody was just getting sick of it and disgusted (Does
> disgusted mean when God takes a thunderstorm which has a lot of violent winds
> and he calms it down) and it was really embarrassing.

There are always relatives who think they are funny but are a pain
For them you really need the aspirin.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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