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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Apr 2022 17:25 UTC

On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<14d42ca8-29d6-4998...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 3:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8917d921-d949-48e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 9:42:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a83f5c96-f05c-46a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 8, 2022 at 1:41:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<908f7c6b-4a07-475d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 4:13:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<55eab626-6fed-4642...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 5:41:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea50270b-5bd2-4386...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 6, 2022 at 3:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<383c26f6-97d9-490a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 1:57:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4017328f-d2de-4c07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 5, 2022 at 5:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2e1784c-4092-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 10:41:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1b1a417-6fe6-4146...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 4, 2022 at 4:24:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<484c3103-44e1-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 4:30:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f442de1a-0f13-4d47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 2, 2022 at 3:27:34 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2d0e550f-51f8-4639...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 1, 2022 at 5:07:18 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04a29306-7811-40ae...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 4:23:47 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ec1809d2-fbde-4734...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 31, 2022 at 3:28:20 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76c7fadd-ad5d-48dd...@googlegroups
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 2:31:31 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<578bc6b9-d8ce-441b...@googlegrou
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, March 30, 2022 at 9:22:12 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04ac8f48-3056-4dda...@googlegr
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3:04:55
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d89a9cc0-c8ba-41c2...@google
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 11:17:09
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<31c0db54-d627-42d2...@goog
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 29, 2022 at 2:25:45
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2:08:44
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Aren't those the kind of notes that Barry
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > White
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sings,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry-tones???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a falsetto appreciation of his so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So if someone sings with a true voice it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truesetto?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not fallacious for that line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow named Phil and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woods
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears and he had his girlfriend Rhonda along with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dangerous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to be in amongst these grizzly bears , so Rhonda
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going to survive this is if Phil lays, shush.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But would Phil fill the grizzly??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Romanian and a Czechoslovakian were hiking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eaten
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grizzly bears , it turned out that they were a male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bears. the Romanian wound up in the female and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Czech
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too bad he was not the Rubber Czech from the circus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the Czechoslovakian guy before the bear ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > managed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex with the bear and yes the bear was male so it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > union
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he did practice safe sex by using a rubber so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happily
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after after that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was this the same bear that laid his paw on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > table??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah sort of but it's really more like this joke where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the old west and he goes up to the bartender and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whiskey bartender says we don't serve dogs here and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shootin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > iron
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and shoots the dog in the foot , the dog whimpers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day the dog comes back in the bar and he's all dressed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gunfighters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > outfit and he looks at the bartender but it's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bartender
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one that shot him so he strides up to the bar and looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > new
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says "I'm looking for the man whut shot my paw!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A short paw-s for the new bartender to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > distraction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had a dog stray up here to the ranch and the dog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > masturbate with her front two paws and Dad looked at her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrong with her donnn do you think she has worms " the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that is he must've let a very sheltered life and in fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I came into existence?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps it was the postman (or maybe the milk man) who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deliveries.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, I was brought into the world by a stork and the stork
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UPS the postman and the milkman together performed the acts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conceive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't quite know which one they're running a DNA test right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DNA followed by as DOA??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well yes I was DOA a cow fell on me and crushed me to death
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the hospital and I was DOA but after three days I rolled back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discovered that I was in a rock quarry still DOA.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you were stoned anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I've said before, Jesus and Mary were walking through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > came upon a prostitute being stoned to death . Jesus walked up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assembled crowd and said "he whoever among you who is without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cast the first stone "' all of a sudden this huge rock comes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > flying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nowhere , bashes the poor prostitute up aside the head and just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > killed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her . Jesus was furious , he wheeled around on his heel and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > screamed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Mother,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit showing off!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was she still calling to be a virgin???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No you know Mike that you can't call to be a virgin it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > state
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there and it's only meant to be lost like when I first met
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's really important to me Darlene that you're a virgin and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm nearly a virgin , I'm one 14 times removed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then there was her sister, I had them both in bed one time her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sister
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not a virgin I ruptured it sliding down a pole , I told her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could've been a Pole or a Czechoslovakian or a Romanian…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did she at least greece the pole???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Now this is really apropos for our modern times , the question
> > > > > > > > > > > > arises:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "if Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?” There
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > several answers to that, should I tale a pole to see which is most
> > > > > > > > > > > > popular??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > no need to tale a pole but you know ,you being a man of the world
> > > > > > > > > > there's a
> > > > > > > > > > couple of punchlines I know but I don't know the corresponding joke ,
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > them is "the monkey kept trying to put the cork back in" and other
> > > > > > > > > > punchline
> > > > > > > > > > is "my aspirins, my aspirins.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You do have quite a tail there
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes I'm afraid so you see there's a science-fiction story called the
> > > > > > > > golden
> > > > > > > > helix and in it the author speculates what would happen if evolution
> > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > run in reverse that is for instance Homo sapiens would go back to
> > > > > > > > Cro-Magnon
> > > > > > > > man or something like that and people they develop tails Mike you are
> > > > > > > > absolutely right.
> > > > > > > Yes, read it. Next they put some of their own to do the same.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Absolutely don't understand what you mean besides I'm having to rush here
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > get to the aardvark toast.
> > > > > I am surprised PETA is not objecting to you toasting that post animal.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have no idea what a post animal is so is that like a level of Darwinian
> > > > evolution higher than just a regular animal ? like maybe it would be an
> > > > angel
> > > > or God or maybe Vladimir Putin?
> > > >
> > > > I once shook Putin's hand . I was at this big important meeting and he was
> > > > standing over in a corner and I walked up to him and proffered my hand and
> > > > said "Putin it there, Putin”
> > >
> > > He has yet to learn that Crimea does not pay.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > oh yes Crimea does pay , just think about that song Crimea river, Crimea
> > river, I Crimea river over you. The residuals and profits must be enormous.
> You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and Punishment"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this guy that stole dogs so he was guilty of petty theft but then he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he told the police "Crime? Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."

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