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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Apr 2022 23:59 UTC

On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 11:41:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<87cb5579-df5b-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<198a47dd-d137-498d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:17:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0220eee8-e259-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:05:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c542bac7-9e9b-4275...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<107535ca-cd79-4b15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:51:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b12e833a-8b90-4742...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:14:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3c92016-0c1e-4137...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:33:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<21d792b8-3725-416a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:38:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845f6f-6fb0-4e83...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Someone at your age!!! Urinal lot of trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph goes into a restroom and there's Frank standing at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > urinal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands coming out of his long sleeved shirt .. So he goes over to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Can I help you sir?" Frank nods "Yes." So Ralph unzips him ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reaches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulls it out, lets the man do his number , puts it back in ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > zips
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he says to the guy "This is absolutely terrible; was it Korea?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Frank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responded "No, it's gonorrhea ; I wouldn't touch the son of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bitch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > foot pole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you told that at a comedy club, I would not clap for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My friend Alfredo has a comedy club , he uses it to bash women on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then has his way with them and the club has funny jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > written
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like he has a bad graffiti problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have a bad graffiti problem too most of the time I write good
> > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > "peace and love will come to the Earth". but other times I write
> > > > > > > > > > > > bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti
> > > > > > > > > > > > like "asteroid Pansy will destroy the earth in 2027 " so I've been
> > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > graffiti psychiatrist to try to get straightened out.
> > > > > > > > > > > I can see you now out on the street - in a robe holding a sign
> > > > > > > > > > > saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > End Is Near"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > well, the end is near. last night Darlene wanted to get it on and she
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > there doggy style and I got right up close to her ass and I told her
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > is near.
> > > > > > > > > And she said “Butt out"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, she said "butt out", Darlene is a heavy smoker and she's afraid of
> > > > > > > > having her house burned down so she demanded that I too , since am a
> > > > > > > > smoker ,
> > > > > > > > "butt out.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Filtered or non filtered??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Filtered of course . Darlene really likes Lucky Strikes. LSMFT when
> > > > > > applied
> > > > > > to the cigarette means "Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco". however , that
> > > > > > acronym when applying to Darlene means "Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.”
> > > > > Saying that to the wrong woman could get you a bust in the mouth.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The bust in the mouth sounds pretty nice . then there was that airplane
> > > > movie
> > > > with Leslie Nielsen and there's some lady there ,actress , that had a very
> > > > ample set of knockers and Leslie Nielsen was saying that he was going to
> > > > arrest her and then she said "is this some kind of bust?" and Leslie
> > > > Nielsen
> > > > replied "yes, ma'am ,it's very impressive.”
> > >
> > > Sounds like Airplane
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes exactly it sounds like an airplane that makes a really loud noise if you
> > extend the definition of airplane to a jet I saw this really neat thing where
> > it was slow motion and a person dropped a bolt into the intake of a jet
> > engine and you could see the wave of destruction propagate down the length of
> > the engine
> > it was just absolutely fantastic
> And you enjoyed doing it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes I enjoy doing such things I'm just so destructive. Just seeing that wave of destruction propagate through the jet engine just ,well I hate to say this but it got me excited.

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