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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Apr 2022 11:38 UTC

On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b6572bb5-ffa0-4fc2-bbc0-c5a148a8cbe6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 10:54:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<304f4aab-add2-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 2:33:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<10c24260-8537-44c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 18, 2022 at 5:27:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<eaf6fa6d-543a-4509...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 3:09:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<555ce8b9-0694-41b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 17, 2022 at 10:06:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a4b332b-9278-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 14, 2022 at 5:18:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4656c0df-9f1d-481e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 4:16:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2606ea9-ed8b-44f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 11:04:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df5b6331-c688-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 12, 2022 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<df086771-cf5b-44e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:49:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a40c2b4-8d8f-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 11:23:46 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 3:11:55 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed69802a-9552-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 11, 2022 at 12:15:59 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 1:30:21 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa5cce48-6b89-4f25...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 12:25:38 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 10, 2022 at 2:36:49 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1ccae23-da06-43e9...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 9, 2022 at 4:34:22 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You forgot the Novel by Dostoevsky “Crimea and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Punishment"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this guy that stole dogs so he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guilty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > petty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > theft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was caught but he tried to get out of it , he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > police
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Crime?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Me? Uh, no way, I'm a saint."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Isle thread I can't use anymore because it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when scrolling so by default if you don't say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other four but if you would like to replace it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thread
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to communicate that information to me . thank you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cut the dangling thread,,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew it, I just knew it I'm trying to convey a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practical
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > information to you and I just knew you'd make a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > knew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it everything here is a pun pun hear thunder hear a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun but my statement still stands I can't use ILSE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will go unanswered so there how's your wife Ed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanted to print out the word Simon a bunch of times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > printer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > broke so I just hand wrote them out one at time Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Simon and someone came along and said why don't you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mimeograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine or something like that and I told him so that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > require
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a Simon Templar wouldn't it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps YOU ned something simpler to use --- like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hectograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hey hectograph wow I didn't even know that's what it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > young we would go visit David also known as Randy in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lived
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right off the corner of the 610 South West Loop and we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > game
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > careers in David and I really liked it and it had the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > score
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sheets
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have enough score sheets so his mother kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here we can make more and now I realize it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hectograph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that word in my life but then I haven't heard a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like duck but anyway we got out that hit the graph and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crummy blue form but it worked and by the way I hadn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 40
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > years but they came down to visit Victoria just about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > weeks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had all kind of nice discussions and we sat right next
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > each
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramsay's restaurant and you can look that up there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ramseys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > restaurant here in Victoria and we were talking and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was talking around the table like humans or want to do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > donnn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you remember when I dropped a dart into your head and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that what it was was a.m. sing were I went up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > top
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I dropped a dart from a very precise play this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know like in pubs where they play darts and drink beer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the door right is that certain special place So in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bull's-eye every time it's very similar two in eighth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > set up a thing where you could toss a coin and have it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side every time because it took all the variables out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tossing a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would look kind of Leica something that sprang up you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but anyway Randy and I were playing with his door thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roof of the tool shed and he put that dark just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > place and everything but you know what happen hello Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got his head in the way in the dart stuck right into his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thank
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't looking up it could've been a dart just right in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only would've had one eye after that so I'm running
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dart
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my head and all I can say about it is is that it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partially
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > explains
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I go into enough detail?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like a diatribe (that’s what the Native American's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the war path)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run on sentences. there's really no such thing I mean you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sentences
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there kind a like they're going from antenna to antenna if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your jogging shoes on and try to jog along one of The radio
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could try I guess it would be a run on sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And at your age it is the only type of running you can still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are so wrong once again . I have explosive diarrhea I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hiroshima comes to mind and some people call it the runs and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in spades. Also on my hoe, my pitchfork , my shovel…
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > P:lease --- there are many euphemism’s you could have used
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > below
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan Mambo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tiajuana Two Step
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turkey Trots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Montezumas Revenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trainers Tango
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Farringdon Foxtrot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Chelmsford Charleston.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Yiddisher Charleston. (Yes - there *was* one!)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Immodium Pandemonium The Galloping Gavotte The Puckering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Polka
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Holeallejah Chorus The Doo-se-Doo The Gluteal Gallops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ipecac lick'em, join'em?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those terms are all very charming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you hear about the three Rrhea sisters???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pyo, Gono, and Dia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you have a long relationship with them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no I have no relationship with them at all, however there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > large flightless birds indigenous to South America that I won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > talk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you know that the prehistoric extinct Terror bird which was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could have held you down with its feet and ripped you apart with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > its
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bill ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's some bird, eh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just so long as I am the one on the outside eating in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was this old timey story I think its name was Faust and there
> > > > > > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > > > > > scene in there where there's
> > > > > > > > > > > a guy in a cage and someone comes up and says "wow you're stuck in
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > cage
> > > > > > > > > > > what did you do, isn't it too bad that you're trapped in this
> > > > > > > > > > > cage?"
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > guy says "this cage is not to keep me in but it's to keep you out "
> > > > > > > > > > > wow
> > > > > > > > > > > that's really philosophical I'll remember that forever.
> > > > > > > > > > That depends on who you are on the outs with...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had this friend he was a really good friend and he wanted to go
> > > > > > > > > camping I
> > > > > > > > > told him I don't know we're such good friends I don't wanna be on the
> > > > > > > > > outs
> > > > > > > > > with you going camping and all
> > > > > > > > So you felt in-tents over being asked to go.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Once Darlene and I went camping and we put up our tents which were a
> > > > > > > side-by-side duplex arrangement , she wanted to get amorous but she was
> > > > > > > afraid that our tents were too close to other campers' tents so we went
> > > > > > > ahead
> > > > > > > and felt in-tents out of view.
> > > > > > Did you take your penicillin before or after??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No she doesn't have anything that needs to be treated by penicillin , she
> > > > > does have AIDS however and darn it we didn't have any protection along so
> > > > > well I'm sorry but this batch of four is going to be the last.
> > > > A last-ing gift.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Gonorrhea. The gift that keeps on giving.
> > Applause please --- <clap><clap><clap>
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I gots de clap and de blue balls, too.
>
> De clap don't hurt but de blue balls do.
>
> – Vonnegut

That is swell of you to mention that

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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