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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 10:26 UTC

On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5-8e6f-148aff8165e8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and
> > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > "she
> > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun airy.
> > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a tortured
> > > setup.
> > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the best I
> can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have to
> give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye

Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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