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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:10 UTC

On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked him
> > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom, "if he
> > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose and
> > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby was
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks like a
> > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > > "she
> > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun airy.
> > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a tortured
> > > > setup.
> > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the best I
> > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have to
> > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura and use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do and your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if the rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you could like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch which said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some guys name Oppenheimer.

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