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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:20 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<440f976a-ca07-47a1-8c0d-1c459789517en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:09:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d5d3fc19-8bef-4f49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:23:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<dc80f1be-93ce-4c80...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:50:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bfc87106-1bb9-4a99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:23:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7bb22dd0-2482-4201...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:36:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c99a540-872c-42bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1016dd62-ffda-44b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c5fad128-e1cf-44d0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:41:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<908302df-d194-4d71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 12:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<95e29c99-e36f-4215...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 6:36:11 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<689e5152-6465-4d4d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I demanded my money back because all she wanted to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > massage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kneads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be glad she did even that after all the shiatsu you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > giver
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But then I tried to give her a shiatsu massage and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit old fart, she-at on su, buddy”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the thought of it had her rolfing all over the floor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just the thought of her Rolfing made me want to go golfing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One way or the other, you are determined to have a ball.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I've always wanted to organize a great big dance with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > celebrities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such , in fact there's a play or something that's named "the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > policeman's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other ball" is that Monty python ? I'm not sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dance => a stupid, ignorant person.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I say a stupid, ignorant person is Vladimir Putin ; I mean who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nowadays
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wants to get everyone killed?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, the pun. I once saw Putin at this big important meeting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > attending , he was over in the corner, I put out my hand and said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there, Putin.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Putin him in his place.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I want told that joke "which by the way I made up , to my ex-wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > doctor
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > Shiner Texas and he thought it was really funny .
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > oh where is the pun ? this guy told me that he once used a magic
> > > > > > > > > > > marker
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > write PUT IN on his penis.
> > > > > > > > > > And what did your girl say when she thought what’s what you
> > > > > > > > > > meant when you told her you would have her eating
> > > > > > > > > > at the Top of the Mark??
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > (That’s a San Francisco joke)
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > well geez I don't know I've only visited San Francisco one time
> > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > Mona and I went out there and I really didn't pick up much of the
> > > > > > > > > slang
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > an educated guess would be that San Francisco males nickname their
> > > > > > > > > penises
> > > > > > > > > "Mark" and that if someone told her to "eat from the top of the Mark
> > > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > shouldn't do a Linda Lovelace number and accept the whole length of
> > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > manly device of reproduction but should only stay right on the tip of
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > would say , but if I would say that it would be wrong, According to
> > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > famous figure.
> > > > > > > > And you missed going to learn from Anton Lavey????
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had a friend come over to the house here and we were eating a big
> > > > > > > meal
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > I asked him "has all this food satened you?”
> > > > > > You ate it jinn-gerly.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And afterwards I had a jinn and tonic.
> > > > Now that is the right spirit you need to get thru life.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > once I was doing some LSD and these two spirits appeared to me , the one on
> > > the left told me Putin is going to destroy the earth, it turned out to be a
> > > very evil spirit and the spirit on the right told me that we will have
> > > peace
> > > forever , also that I should eat plenty of Wheaties so it was the right
> > > spirit to get me through life.
> > I’l drink to that.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was this fellow named Ralph That and it was his birthday so we had a
> big birthday party for him and we made a toast to him and I said "I'll drink
> to That.” Sounds like a swill guy to be around.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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