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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:37 UTC

On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards got loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it apparently means
> > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like the baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work" looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught male
> > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick shun
> > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not have a
> > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research the
> > > > > > best I
> > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers to
> > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun you have
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera obscura and
> > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3 miles
> > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch like I do
> > > > and
> > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on if the
> > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then you could
> > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his porch which
> > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb? Some guys
> > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was it, the
> > > shit really flew.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes rocket
> > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted was
> > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify and then
> > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use for for
> > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the bomb about
> > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any pain at all
> > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could arrive
> > to it.
> Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
basically they're called retards.
if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.

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