On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two or 3
> > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending on
> > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and then
> > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making books
> > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse was
> > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know Estes
> > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they promoted
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would electrify
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would use
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations could
> > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > > piss ,
> > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it doesn't
> > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space shuttle
> > > in clear Lake city
> >
> > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or Hallock.
> And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms so he had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby looks at him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said "I'm not sure but his face sure does ring a bell."