On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:40:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit and
> > > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > > Hallock.
> > > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms so
> > > > he
> > > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby looks
> > > > at
> > > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said "I'm
> > > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled like
> > "I'm singing this before the
> > Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> > assassination.”
>
> So just where did you find him?? The school book depository or the grassy
> knoll??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

remember this was time travel so I got back just as the motorcade was approaching the Texas school book depository and I yelled out hey driver you have a flat he stopped the car instantly and Oswald got all flustered and ran away and I saved the day . of course though by saving Kennedy he precipitated World War III later on
some days later my wife and I went to Dallas for a rock concert and we were staying at some fleabag Hotel and there were posters all over the hotel something about some conspiracy something or another in connection with the anniversary of JFK's assassination so I got on an elevator and here was I guess the organizer of all that in I ask him what is this deal with all the posters and all this conspiracy and everything and he looked at me and says I don't know somebody shot the guy he was trying to make some kind of sarcastic answer it so I told him you mean someone shot him I thought that he's still in office this was like 2019.