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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 12:10 UTC

On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9b56d398-8266-4202-a9d8-cf339b158c36n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 12:40:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fe532629-8a88-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 28, 2022 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0167e478-7413-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 9:12:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bb5a9a09-1461-4fdf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 6:27:56 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 27, 2022 at 5:50:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<baa5c168-f2be-4e8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 2:06:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a87a074d-b997-4439...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, April 26, 2022 at 5:23:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f013df60-b9f8-4f55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:13:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89903e7-c24f-4226...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:27:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c90daad6-204d-48f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:56:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58eae40f-812b-496d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:26:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a804de5-ce6a-481b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:39:25 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ba7bb3ec-9a37-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:37:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d1cb88ac-505b-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:37:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ef0df856-62a1-4e00...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:46:00 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3a5ae696-8cbb-41a8...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:16:21 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c1b2be3-37c1-4e9d...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah I was really disappointed , you have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And you did not rise to the challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, only Jesus Christ could pull off that trick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erick Weisz might argue the point.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That reminds me of this joke, a guy was making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was wearing a condom so when he finished his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we gonna name the baby?" and he said, holding up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > condom,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can get out of this we'll call him or her Erick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weisz.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he is a real weisz guy...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He wasn't too wise because one of those wiggly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bastards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's pregnant and now he'll pay child support until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaporizes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or else she would be bairn his mistakes to the work.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you made me go look up the meaning of bairn and it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apparently Scottish for baby so maybe you're meaning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mistake due to the defective conundrum And "to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > typo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for two the world so anyway I don't know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You could say that she had a labor of love...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nixon was giving a speech in China and he said through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > interpreter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could do that but it would be Wong.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a better Chinese-English DIction-ary//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this book that wound up in an eagles nest which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taught
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > homosexuals to give it up and become heterosexuals it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dick
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they always told me the best puns are the ones which do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tortured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > setup.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did the eagle have a bunker complex??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now Mike. Your Obscura references are forcing me to go to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > research
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can find about bunker complexes they are huge underground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bunkers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughingly survive World War III . can't even come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give me a bye on this or is it a by ? bye-bye
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps if you used a Camera Obscura....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your last post is very Obscura to me; that's the pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > requirement
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in any case once I read that you can build a really big camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obscura
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use it at night and you can like actually project messages two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > miles
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away and what they suggested doing like if you lived on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your neighbor rancher was courting a young lady or man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > depending
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rancher itself was male or female who knows on the porch and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like use your camera obscure to project an image right onto
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > porch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said "watch your step buddy " just really funny.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that was in one of the three amateur telescope making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > books
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did Juneau that it was ranchers that built the first atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name Oppenheimer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they used locally available materials so that when the fuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shit really flew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they really used a fuse to set off an atomic bomb ?do you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Estes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > rocket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > company always ridiculed the light and run gang , what they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > promoted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > igniting the Rockets with a nichrome wire which you would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > electrify
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it would melt and ignite so I would guess that's what they would
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big atom bomb or should I pity the poor guy that is there with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bomb
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 50 feet away from him and pushes the button? He wouldn't feel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pain at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because his brain would be vaporized before any pain sensations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > arrive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Brings a whole to aspect to the term “Hoisted on his own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > petard"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Here in Victoria, Texas we have a lot of stupid people .
> > > > > > > > > > > > basically they're called retards.
> > > > > > > > > > > > if they wet the bed overnight they're called pee tards.
> > > > > > > > > > > Considering that is Texas you are talking about,
> > > > > > > > > > > it would be more accurate to say pee-turd
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes of course, pee turd. The cows walk along, they stop, they shit
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > piss ,
> > > > > > > > > > and the pee falls right down on the turd.
> > > > > > > > > And are you the pooper scooper for them?
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > Why of course we can't have that poop just be on the road where it
> > > > > > > > doesn't
> > > > > > > > do any good . it Hass to be scooped off into the pasture : I'm finally
> > > > > > > > doing something useful rather than being a programmer on the space
> > > > > > > > shuttle
> > > > > > > > in clear Lake city
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And being the worlds greatest punster, much better than either you or
> > > > > > > Hallock.
> > > > > > And who is this ringer you are bringing in to help you???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > why the ringer is the hunchback of Notre Dame . he didn't have any arms
> > > > > so
> > > > > he
> > > > > had to run at the Bell and hit it with his face to ring it. one time he
> > > > > missed the bell and fell all the way down to the street , a passerby
> > > > > looks
> > > > > at
> > > > > him and says "does anyone know who this man is?" another passerby said
> > > > > "I'm
> > > > > not sure but his face sure does ring a bell.”
> > > > Sp you just had to chime in with that oldie.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I really like the oldies ,old phonograph records , songs on them titled
> > > like
> > > "I'm singing this before the
> > > Big Bang" and also "I went back in time and prevented the John F. Kennedy
> > > assassination.”
> >
> > So just where did you find him?? The school book depository or the grassy
> > knoll??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> remember this was time travel so I got back just as the motorcade was
> approaching the Texas school book depository and I yelled out hey driver you
> have a flat he stopped the car instantly and Oswald got all flustered and ran
> away and I saved the day . of course though by saving Kennedy he precipitated
> World War III later on
> some days later my wife and I went to Dallas for a rock concert and we were
> staying at some fleabag Hotel and there were posters all over the hotel
> something about some conspiracy something or another in connection with the
> anniversary of JFK's assassination so I got on an elevator and here was I
> guess the organizer of all that in I ask him what is this deal with all the
> posters and all this conspiracy and everything and he looked at me and says I
> don't know somebody shot the guy he was trying to make some kind of sarcastic
> answer it so I told him you mean someone shot him I thought that he's still
> in office this was like 2019.

Just what have you been shoot-ing up???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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