On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59-b435-0e42d4082fd4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of the ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of glass kind of like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of glass it was my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I won't tell you
> > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy with me as
> > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay if the insured
> > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine humor coming
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because he does have
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity clause
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy which protects
> > > > > my
> > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want clauses for all
> > > > > those
> > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against sandstorms. Can you
> > > > > write
> > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid there is no
> > > > > Sandy
> > > > > Claus”.
> > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > Shore it is
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's when she's not
> out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.

Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling seashells by
the seashore but you are not Sy.,..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx