On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a1474777-321d-4898-9f7a-c755c6bc5086n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f63ec854-8e53-4159...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:06:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<70943d7e-6590-44b5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:21:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c24ca951-702a-4f73...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5b71e428-fd9a-4a5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:21:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<426f287b-42a9-4cda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:26:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27461e30-7c93-443a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:49:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<632dd444-6a3e-484c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<682da2df-3aeb-444b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:46:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8b1edfc4-f1e2-4fcd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47ea1bfe-63ab-4c23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did WC Fields tombstone read ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Better here than Philadelphia"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although I also heard that that was false.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Rodney Dangerfield’s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “There goes the neighborhood"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or Vladimir Putin's tombstone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I had to bury myself since everyone else was dead.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If he actually waits that long he is not following the prime
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rule of a salesman --- Give the public what they want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My other girlfriend Esmeralda , in order not to over use the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much, gives the public what they want, but they have to pay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The true fee-male
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually she's a shemale so she has something for the guys too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > least
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're gay.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But they never try and get the straight facts
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > This fellow came up to me and I'm sure he was offering me gay sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > told me "let's get something straight between us.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Do you really want to take a pole on this one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > On our wedding night I discovered that Darlene was not a virgin
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > upset me she said in her defence "oh honey, I ruptured it sliding
> > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > pole
> > > > > > > > > > > when I was 15 " and I told her " yeah it could've been a Pole or a
> > > > > > > > > > > Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > a Romanian or a Russian or a Yugoslavian or a Serbian
> > > > > > > > > > > or…………”
> > > > > > > > > > Did she greece it???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Here's a very important international political question:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear , would Greece help?
> > > > > > > > And would they need help to Finnish the job??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One of those Middle Easterners made me so mad I got furious so Iraqed
> > > > > > > him ,
> > > > > > > then Iran.
> > > > > > I do not want to bahrain on your parade (that’s a lie, actually I do
> > > > > > love
> > > > > > doing it)
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > As you know there is no kind of special rain for sheep , as you say a
> > > > > bah-rain.
> > > > You mist the point
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Hail to thee oh Great Mike, Master of the Pun.
> > You are just saying that out of spate.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> "Spate" is the past tense of "spit", right? For example , "yesterday I spate
> at that person because he made me mad.”

And you then hit him with a guided muzzle??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx