On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<950245e4-2372-4fea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 2:52:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6689f9b8-27fe-408c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 12:37:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d0d55944-1a63-45d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:31:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4eb436e5-ceca-4c38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9b8edb74-b78e-45db...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:34:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85299a4a-7daa-4b53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:09:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<61cce207-d3c2-494d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:25:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<946c0912-e34d-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:15:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c49c9b5-4726-4f99...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:23:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<283dd03c-7d17-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:27:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<85d87940-f337-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:50:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3558c8d-852d-4027...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:59:38 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1c9d3afd-e30a-44fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:48:20 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d0f49784-4909-43c7...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:05:33 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<137127e5-6895-4565...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been shooting up the O'Connor building in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > downtown
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there last night and shot all the windows out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Victoria police , you know who to come get.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They consider a real pane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had this plane it was made completely out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wonder
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman's car but since my plane was made out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > glass
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pane
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plane.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But not as much pain as the glass blower who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiccuped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and got a pane in his stomach.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene hiccuped and got a pain in her stomach but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was doing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so she did not bite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I offered Darlene a $1 million life insurance policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beneficiary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but she did not bite .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She knew about the exclusion clause that they would pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insured
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > died
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene almost died laughing since she appreciates fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > humor
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being the worlds foremost comedian.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not that is your best joke ever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However she absolutely refuses to laugh at Santa because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exclusion clause.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But every one knows there is no such thing as a sanity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guy goes to his insurance agent he says "I want a policy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house against hail, hurricanes, and volcanoes. I want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > clauses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things. oh yes , I remember I need a clause against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sandstorms.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one of those"? And the insurance agent said "no, I'm afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sandy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Claus”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They dune him wrong
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite comic strips is Dune es bery.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shore it is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene sells seashells by the seashore. That's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out hooking. Big fisher woman she is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wrong routine --- that should have been your sister Sue selling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashells
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the seashore but you are not Sy.,..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE&t=33s
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My girlfriend Darlene was never sued for selling seashells by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > seashore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > because they're public domain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is being rather shellfish of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why do you crab all the time?
> > > > > > > > > > > Just awaiting your next clam-it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I will only clam up when they pry my words from my cold , dead mouth.
> > > > > > > > > I have the mussel need to do the job,
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I Oyster belt you for that one.
> > > > > > > I am supposed to wait for a pearl of wisdom from you???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No no Minnie Pearl on the Grand Ole Opry was no genius ; she never even
> > > > > > took
> > > > > > the price tag off her hat.
> > > > > But she is more cultured that you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm more cultured than cultured marble.
> > > But using them, leaves you glassy eyed
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was once raking up leaves and what did I find beneath them? A glassy-eyed
> > glass eye.
> You glazier at it and it did so right back.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once got a job as a glazier and the first day the boss didn't see me around and he looked and looked and looked and finally he decided to phone and I said "glazier , I thought you said glacier, I'm here in Antarctica "