On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8-bbdc-d829f5d6a1dfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her middle
> > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
> > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come
> > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
> > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all
> > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
> > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
> > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have you
> > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter.

Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx