On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window and she had her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's to you you dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back there because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she said "boy , have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my dog..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried to shag my dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the litter..
> > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter they use.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came along, Kitty
> > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty litter but then as
> > > > an
> > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after herself kitty
> > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > And every litter bit helps
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans and the joke went
> > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is " because every little
> > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to this day you're
> > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it possibly mean?
> It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII, but they need portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation and the machine used to get those outhouses there is known as
a Porta-Potty.