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Re: Somewhat symbolic.

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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 01:56 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:23:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<069c5df4-3ae8-4e52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:17:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3c288a26-bf19-43ff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c1c80aca-e070-4375...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:28:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e1da4203-5cc5-4222...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:29:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4f6011db-91df-470b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:02:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f3024820-9c45-49d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:41:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<018c3b34-664e-410a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:27:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t545mu$q8s$1...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > news:0001HW.28250C7200...@news.supernews.com:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 5, 2022, Lafe wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <t524vc$eos$2...@dont-email.me>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A sterling suggestion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm not sure what you mean, but I wanted to Ag-knowledge your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > effort.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a card carrying member of the A.O.T.W. I can justifiably
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claim to be a silver tonged devil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your claim looks a little tong-in-cheek to me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lafe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do not pidgin hole my comment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got two dogs from the pound and I needed to name them and if it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough that I was so unimaginative I named one spot I also named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one spot just like in that Bob Newhart series on TV where they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers both of them named Darrell so I had these two dogs named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when they walk in my view I would say to myself "these are spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eyes.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But if they were Dalmatian's, you would not have had to spot them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would have been born that way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am such a kind loving man who soul purpose here on earth is to
> > > > > > > > > > > > rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > animals so I've been rescuing them and rescuing them over the years
> > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > might have gone a little bit overboard because now I have 101
> > > > > > > > > > > > dalmatians.
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard you had a spotty record in that endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I have this big record collection , all the great musical artist of
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > but I had to take it over to another building in the rain and they
> > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > spotty. Also at the same time space shuttle endeavor flew over
> > > > > > > > > You should tape your time and prepared for such an eventuality.
> > > > > > > > > First you should have cassette all up in a box to protect it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One record got really wet ; water ran across the face of it.. the rain
> > > > > > > > left
> > > > > > > > eight tracks of water on the record.
> > > > > > > Wire you bringing up this check of his final signs?? He looks in good
> > > > > > > health.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Because if I had not checked his final signs and written them down there
> > > > > > would be no record of them.
> > > > > That should have read VINYL --- Spell corrector strikes again
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We grow pecans here at the Stockbauer nut farm and in order to lure people
> > > > in
> > > > I made up a bunch of vinyl signs
> > > Stop signs like that, it ruins the rural view.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > > I wants was signing my autobiography in Victoria mwhen a lot of people were
> > > signing my book you know no wait a minute I was signing the book and there
> > > was one person that just kept gabbing on and on and discussing my life and
> > > he was in amazement at how I am an unknown nothing and I finally got tired
> > > of it
> > I didn't want to hear it anymore from this person so I told him Stop! Sign!
> >
> > see, I'm such an insignificant nothing I was trying to get HIS autograph.
> >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> Was that autograph on a check for 1 million dollars??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Hah!!!! $1 million . well the check could be made out for $1 million but the only funds itz going to find in the account are $3.52.

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