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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 May 2022 02:01 UTC

On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is a
> > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks at
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my job
> > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp
> > > > out
> > > > license plates
> > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker around it
> Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about 14 of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used as a steak to revolve around

and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22

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By: JAB on Fri, 18 Mar 2022

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