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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 09:48 UTC

On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27-95c7-3f09d90b9277n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair and
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that he
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that my
> > > > > job
> > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to stamp
> > > > > out
> > > > > license plates
> > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American Revolution???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > around it
> > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about 14
> of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used as a
> steak to revolve around
>
> and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22

Double that to include your share of the national debit

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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