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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 May 2022 13:11 UTC

On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b273f5ad-ec63-40fa-b40b-095c676dea5cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:47:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<70ae063f-b864-40f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:21:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<644937e9-d2c8-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:15:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<398f1c0e-dec5-4718...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:15:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<032e1791-dd56-44ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:24:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ffaa973-7f2b-49b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:25:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87d697b9-4a21-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:00:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<da2c506c-0411-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d4797b-2443-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7483f01e-b2db-4aa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My horse Flicka was pretty stupid ; I'd play poker against
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretend like I had a really high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hand (Which is what they call a "bluff") , and he'd fall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won several thousand dollars from that horse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps I should loan Flicka my Cliff Notes on how to play
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > poker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an expert rock climber , one time I was climbing a rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Iraq
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > short term memory is going bad so I had to get out my Cliff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > notes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proceed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With a situation that critical, taking that extra time could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > precipice a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disaster.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked over and there was another rock climber dangling from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prepuce.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He has a lot of balls to try such a risky stunt.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he was not trying to juggle a set of balls while he rock
> > > > > > > > > > > > > climbed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would be almost impossible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But he is always looking for new ways to be closing around.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Once he tried to close his arms around me and I told him in no
> > > > > > > > > > > uncertain
> > > > > > > > > > > terms "I'm saving myself for Mr. Wright- Orville.
> > > > > > > > > > Well, interest rates on savings are starting to rise.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Orville and Wilbur got into a fight, a verbal argument.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Orville said "I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Wilbur said "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Since when do two wrongs make a wright??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And there's a Chinese version of that : since when do two Wongs make a
> > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > of Lithuanians?
> > > > > > But they would not be a matching set/
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I am quite the expert at tennis why I can outdo Jimmy Connors and those
> > > > > two
> > > > > girls one of them is named Jupiter Williams or something like that but I
> > > > > really am the expert but what I need to ask you Mike something about
> > > > > match
> > > > > set I don't know what that is? Is it like if you have a bunch of matches
> > > > > that
> > > > > you use to go around and perform arsenal in the neighborhood and you're
> > > > > not
> > > > > happy with them all been different but you want them to match hence the
> > > > > name
> > > > > match set?
> > > > If you are matchless -- how did you set all those fires??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > many many ways for a matchless individual such as I to go around and be an
> > > arsonist there's rubbing two sticks together there's focusing the light of
> > > the sun with a contact lens there's the starter you get with a propane
> > > torch
> > > however what I'm most impressed with is I saw an old Forensic Files
> > > episode I
> > > think it was Seattle and this guy was going around torching buildings and
> > > his
> > > own father recognized the pattern and turned him in just like my dear papa
> > > would've done me .
> > So he did not have a fire-y temper
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When you fire a metal to give it a temper you have to be careful because it
> might start arguing with you and threatening you with a knife.

So you think of yourself as a gay blade??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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