On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:27:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<88ebf95d-5708-44f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:12:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e035ef3f-45e3-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5175281a-84ab-4c27...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:22:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5f51e44e-fe1a-4221...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<30a95266-69cf-48a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:18:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1f7675e4-21a4-4c5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:25:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<69c715a3-ed24-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:27:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<02919558-f154-4bbb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:01:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b6feb7c7-8d1b-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:38:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7304a736-190c-4b2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:22:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7f82c4dc-48cf-4006...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 6, 2022 at 9:42:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That excuse got an icy reception.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was engaged and my wife to be said "I'm gonna have a get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my relatives so they can meet you but judging by the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reputation around town I'm sure it'll be an icy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reception”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Being both engaged and married at the same time would cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > family
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problems
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You'll notice I said "wife to be"' not "iwife" but since this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > forum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we have to have a pun here somewhere so the pun will be my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wife's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relatives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decided to meet me and they did that by throwing sirloin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > steaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > face
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And not thru the heart???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My uncle Vlad , no relation to Putin , was terrorizing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > countryside
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally did manage to get a steak in his heart.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stave-ing us the trouble of doing it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vlad also liked to stave green stamps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought he only had Blue Chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A fellow decided to breed up a breed of bovine which had blue hair
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > excrement of this animal was extremely valuable so you can say that
> > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > into blue chip investments.
> > > > > > > > > > > They would have been rather messy to try and stamp out
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was put in prison for well we won't go in to Why they told me that
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > was to make license plates extinct they said donnn you're going to
> > > > > > > > > > stamp
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > license plates
> > > > > > > > > But wasn’t it the Stamp Act that help fuel the American
> > > > > > > > > Revolution???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Do you know how the American revolution came
> > > > > > > > about ? they put a great big steak in Kansas and twirled that sucker
> > > > > > > > around it
> > > > > > > Did they use a Texas sized steak???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Texas sized steak???? hell that would be so big it would cover over about
> > > > > > 14
> > > > > > of those little puny ass states up there in the Midwest if it was used
> > > > > > as a
> > > > > > steak to revolve around
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and furthermore what's the stuff about all Texans being millionaires ? I
> > > > > > myself am in debt to the tune of $7,822,365.22
> > > > > Double that to include your share of the national debit
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I wants had a national debit card it would let me charge millions if not
> > > > billions if not trillions if not quadrillion of dollars just like Elon
> > > > musk.
> > > Till you get it in the rear for being in arrears
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > David Letterman once interviewed Connie Chung and he asked her "where were
> > you reared at""?" she replied (Now I might not have the cities exactly right
> > here )
> > "I was born in Toledo but I got reared in Washington DC”
> Nothing new there --- Washington gets us all in the end.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

As he did Martha: