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Subject: Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 May 2022 13:37 UTC

On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 5:46:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0ed49dad-5275-467d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 14, 2022 at 8:56:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<201216ce-19c3-4f78...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:50:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a3e7dd02-8ef8-4771...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:30:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<58605b35-e4e8-48a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:19:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a68671b6-a18b-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:30:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<38f2ca2f-1556-4750...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:15:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f8508c-29fb-45e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:52:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0d363dc6-73ab-418b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:26:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a1762693-1f39-4937...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:19:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0d5aef6-0c15-453a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:20:51 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f4be23f-66a9-4aa4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2c57b75b-6068-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:31:01 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<29454ac6-2ded-422e...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 4:10:09 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ba13e00-9fac-4452...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:42:43 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d44a4846-0f02-4422...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:32:17 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once experienced a lady finger. I cut her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in traffic , she put her hand out the window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ladyfinger raised at me and she said "here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure it was not the Hawaiian Good Luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sign???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See letter from Grandmother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Grand-Son,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The other day I went up to our local Christian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > store
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > saw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Honk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you love Jesus' bumper sticker....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was feeling particularly sassy that day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thrilling choir performance, followed by a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thunderous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > prayer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meeting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, I bought the sticker and put it on my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bumper.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > followed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was stopped at a red light at a busy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lost
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about the Lord and how good He is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found that lots of people love Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I was sitting there, the guy behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > started
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crazy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'For
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jesus!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone started honking!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just leaned out my window and started waving
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smiling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > loving people.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I even honked my horn a few times to share in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must have been a man from Florida back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yelling something about a sunny beach..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw another guy waving in a funny way with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > middle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finger
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my young teenage grandson in the back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave him the good luck sign right back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My grandson burst out laughing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why, even he was enjoying this religious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple of the people were so caught up in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got out of their cars and started walking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > towards
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attended,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noticed the light had changed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sisters,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the intersection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I noticed that I was the only car that got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intersection
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the light changed again and felt kind of sad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all the love we had shared.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So I slowed the car down, leaned out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > window
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drove
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > away.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Praise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lord
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such wonderful folks!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will write again soon,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Love, Grandma
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I took my dog to the groomer yesterday and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a shaggy dog!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, its a shagg carpet that sheds all over my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've got a twisted, perverted neighbor who tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shag
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And are you bitch-ing about his technique??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , he used the normal technique, doggy style.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And how much did you get for the pups???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm getting $100 apiece, but you get the pick of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, but my cats are very picky about the litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That was the name of my girlfriend before Darlene came
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > along,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Litter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you took what I said litter-ally???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes quite literally she was born with the name of kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > adult she invented a line of litter which she named after
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > herself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kitty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > litter absolutely fascinating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And every litter bit helps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dad used to tell this joke while we were out picking pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joke
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "why did the lady piss in the ocean ?" the answer is "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bit helps" never understood it and I don't understand it to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty good at understanding jokes Mike what what could it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possibly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It means he was too cheap to rent a Porta Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's the year 2492, we have a colony on Beta Reticuli VII,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > portable outhouses We have just developed mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used to get those outhouses there is known as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a Porta-Potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That should be Tele-port a potty.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It had become so common by that year they gave it an alias just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > idiots on the Internet that give themselves aliases so they can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perform
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crimes against humanity and never get caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How would you handle the name problem??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > There would be no aliases . everybody would have to use their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had a common name like John Smith you'd be given a-number
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > also.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiding
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind an alias and performing character assassination would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > To dream the impossible dream.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And your real name is????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Fraphingle Arhastuary Bonnevilyersyehen. No lie!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Since you said it standing up
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, I am one of the greatest standup comics of all time.
> > > > > > > > > And that was your funniest line yet
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No , my funniest line was delivered right after I was convicted of
> > > > > > > > murder:
> > > > > > > > take my life, please.
> > > > > > > I do not care for the soul-itary existence.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I sure need souls or else the bottom of my feet get sore.
> > > > > That requires a heavy weight solution and you are only a welt-er weight
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I got on the bad side of Darlene so she took off her shoe and beat the crap
> > > > out of me right on the face ,see all the welts?
> > > She did it out of spike.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > darlene thought the punch at a party was too weak so she snuck in the back
> > and put psycho stimulating chemicals on the heels of her shoes so when she
> > came back to the party and dipped her heels which by the way were very sharp
> > and pointy into the punch due to the chemical she spiked it and also due to
> > the shape of her shoes she spiked it so to speak.
> SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's refined: she's very well heeled.

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