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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 21 May 2022 15:13 UTC

On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold so
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold and
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the guilds in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would sing
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > > some
> > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they were
> > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and then
> > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone knocks
> > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my door "
> > and the person answers "if what?
> They are not sure how to describe themselves
> either a drinking society that studies history or
> a historical society that has a drinking problem
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at the wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and throw darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have.

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