On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7d87078f-5c0e-48e3-9d78-ad03b9e15ba9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7bd31f4c-8f22-402e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d7126899-f06c-4f63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:09:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<20bda6b8-c6b9-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:31:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f6997a12-8e3c-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:40:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<77b06c4f-9fa9-43bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:27:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c56dac9-ba45-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<44111b32-87ca-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:53:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3e2c9f97-a16d-444f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SO she laced her heels with LSD!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darleen has excellent mannerisms and she's courteous and she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > refined:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very well heeled.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s because her doctor became so disgusted at her antics he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and told her to heel herself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Also she played the role of a dog in some kind of weird S&M act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > master kept telling her to "Heel”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And then she was not some 1920’s style vamp...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh no, she did want to play a vamp which is short for vampire but
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > > to extend her range of acting by sucking something besides blood
> > > > > > > > > > She got tired of being a neck-rophiliac
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A man went to a party and he saw there were five men in a row and he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > attracted to these men , in particular he was attracted to their
> > > > > > > > > necks,
> > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > went up to each one , one by one and he felt their necks , finally
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > five asked him what's going on here , and he said "well , I am a
> > > > > > > > > neck-row-philiac” f they were dead, then he could have claimed he
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > doing a neck-ropsy
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and if the five were outlaws in the old west and they stole horses then
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > all would be entertained by a necktie party.
> > > > > > That is not the sort of party I would hang around for.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And as the characters in the comic strip Pogo found out , the way to be
> > > > > popular is not to do politics and join a party , its learn parlor tricks
> > > > > and
> > > > > join a party.
> > > > So, did you meet Darlene in a Parlor House??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes it was a parlor house , that's the house which is near a golf club
> > > where
> > > people discuss all the wonderful players who have made par on the green and
> > > the lore surrounding those players.
> > And lore their real scores from their last rounds
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I picked up this beautiful woman I don't know how she's pretty heavy and I
> don't know why she agreed to it because I'm 69 years old and ugly as sin but
> we decided to go to a bar and we were there all night and then finally it got
> toward closing time and we had our last round.

At her size and your aget, once round her exhaust you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx