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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Sat, 21 May 2022 20:54 UTC

On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2-86bb-c1bbaf482b27n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in order to
> > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and you
> > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to turn
> > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone brings
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do you
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > No body wants you...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> l
> you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that country
> song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls from
> this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his wife
> says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the way
> has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been cheated
> on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it boils
> down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it turns
> out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old men
> who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> together and make love several times a day.

Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have on
you??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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