On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:12:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2b6d5382-f941-48da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b842ff8b-84c2-4a82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5baa1e2c-cc9b-40c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<46821c85-7057-4472...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:07:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<600892ab-f191-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:33:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6cc96a8e-1c0d-4571...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f0f36e0e-3b52-4c76...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70bbe419-c1c9-403d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22f79c69-1223-4db9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:56:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caf3bd8f-2628-4c1b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > THat would be old hat, any modern will tell you those who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > use
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pie are square,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and out of date.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R not square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pi R round.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cornbread R square.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be so tart of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No need to be a square, Daddio.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can I quad you on that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm so proud of my quads , possibly the most muscular man in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So yours was the first Guided Muscle in history???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I'm so proud of my muscles I had them covered with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > muscles are the first guilded muscles in history.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But did you belong to the Thugs Guild???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > my job is to find people who have guilded their muscles with gold
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > yank
> > > > > > > > > > > > it off of them. therefore I'm a member of the Tugs Guild.
> > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like guild by association
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, yes there was this song called "Guild"' and it's about the
> > > > > > > > > > guilds
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > middle ages you know locksmiths and all that and of course who would
> > > > > > > > > > sing
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > but The Association:
> > > > > > > > > Are you in league with them???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One time they tried to explain how their group came about and they gave
> > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > long shaggy dog story which went on and on and on and it was like they
> > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > sitting around in their living room and heard a knock on the door and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > they answered the door and it was them . very bizarre.
> > > > > > > Now if it were E Clampus Vitus ------
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and if it were a e clampers virus then what? It's kind of like someone
> > > > > > knocks
> > > > > > on your door, you go to the door and say "who might be knocking on my
> > > > > > door
> > > > > > "
> > > > > > and the person answers "if what?
> > > > > They are not sure how to describe themselves
> > > > > either a drinking society that studies history or
> > > > > a historical society that has a drinking problem
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I knew this lady and I told her "why do they call it a hysterectomy, it
> > > > should be called a hersterectomy", instead of laughing good-naturedly at
> > > > the
> > > > wonderful joke she got mad, frothing at the mouth and saying "that's a
> > > > horrible joke, I'm gonna put a picture of you on my wall at home and throw
> > > > darts in it ", not to mention the voodoo doll, which i already have..
> > > A very point-ed rebuttal
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My butt got cancer, but luckily the butt bank had another butt for me and I'm
> > fine now because they performed a rebuttal ; also , I like the Rebuttle
> > Surfers.
> So you make them the butt of your jokes
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm one of the world's foremost comedians and sometimes the audience gets a little unruly so when they get unruly I go out into the crowd and tell the one being unruly the first part of a joke and then I stop and hit the guy with a cream pie in the face , I tell him "I told the first part of the joke , the cream pie in your face is the butt of the joke."