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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 24 May 2022 16:19 UTC

On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so when she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn butter and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right testicle to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good one do
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > l
> > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in that
> > > > > > country
> > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting calls
> > > > > > from
> > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call and his
> > > > > > wife
> > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia knows what's
> > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia by the
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's been
> > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so what it
> > > > > > boils
> > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out , it
> > > > > > turns
> > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes 69-year-old
> > > > > > men
> > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we live
> > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does she have
> > > > > on
> > > > > you??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people that
> > > > raise
> > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > And not Uncles???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him and he
> > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind his
> > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ? there
> > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said parakeet or
> > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10 or 15
> > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from within and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind of stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work from within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he went through was the massacre of the inner cents.

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