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Re: Somewhat symbolic.

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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:33 UTC

On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:06:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fd156840-d992-4669...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:18:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<678e47c9-0ed7-4268...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:20:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ddc31644-6a07-479b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:16:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4aaba27c-b534-4bcc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:47:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fadd1255-f890-4830...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:55:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<12bdbee5-de68-4636...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:53:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6fb0cd27-ed76-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:11:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2fbe8334-336e-4fa5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:30:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ad17cdb3-d1f0-405b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:42:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a57cc76-b335-4f77...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:25:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<68dda880-90d3-49ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2436d61d-12ac-405e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mom On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:51:31 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e3ab4cd4-8450-4640...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Very incise-ice of you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went into the shoe store, the lady there asked me how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told her "well , I think I'll have to have something in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that how you first got Darlene?? You asked for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10 and got her???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how I got my darling? Well I've told that story many
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again I was driving across Alabama stopped at a sleazy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they had a rack of cheap paperbacks to one of them was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > takes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toss " and that was it that forever will be my dream
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fantasy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rest is her story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie does Dallas and Darlene does Everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes Darlene does everyone and I don't mind because I am a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > old man but I do wear 10 condoms on top of each other when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet of her and then Debbie does do Dallas and then she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > moves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fort
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Worth , Amarillo , Victoria ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > El Paso , Los Angeles , New York , Nome, Paris, Alpha
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That far away, you an sheath your blade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you know what the Latin word for "sheathe" is?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's vagina.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why should I be latin you change topics like this??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because you're a Latin from Manhattan and Latin's from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberal about letting their conversational opponent change the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > subject.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you were a real man, hat in hand and going outside, I might
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oblige
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a real man , a fisherman ,I use a rod and reel ,so there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But can you deliver -- like a mail man??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > yes I can deliver Darlene was pregnant with our first child and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > labor we're driving to the hospital the baby was coming too soon
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > delivery room so I had to deliver the baby right there on the side
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > road a gooey bloody disgusting mess which will have to live out its
> > > > > > > > > > > > miserable
> > > > > > > > > > > > life in this god-awful civilization we've created.
> > > > > > > > > > > As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger “What you mean WE white man?"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Wasn't it the case that Tonto went to Toronto for Esperano and
> > > > > > > > > > pronto?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Also wasn't it the case that Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > I got so mad I clobbered him?
> > > > > > > > > We need to put you in the lie detector
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmAd8PKOCw
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I made millions of dollars off my invention , it's a golfing thing ,
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > it by the side of the green and then it performs a lie detector.
> > > > > > > You are putt-ing me on...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mrs. Arnold Palmer was asked if she ever does anything which gives Arnold
> > > > > > good luck . She said yes , I kiss his balls and then Johnny Carson said
> > > > > > "I
> > > > > > bet that makes his putter stand up."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You hadn't heard that one, right?
> > > > > Wrong -- that one is older than both of us combined
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, here's one I'm sure you've never herd:
> > > >
> > > > What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
> > > >
> > > > Beef strokin' off.
> > > What next?? Hungarian Goul- Ash???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Perhaps Satiated goul ash.
> DOn’tmake an ash of yourself.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Oh , I won't make an ash out of myself , but Putin probably will. I was wondering how does Putin reestablish the former Soviet Union when he only has ashes to work with?

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