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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 May 2022 09:02 UTC

On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6bf19283-c224-4457-a5a0-2d19a6803950n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:38:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d3ce3b79-65ad-42cf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<48a0370c-be7a-442d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:10:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5137f6e6-e111-41dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:27:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e45820f6-7bae-4c20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:11:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b900b04c-fa5a-470a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:54:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7e5c6324-4642-41e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:49:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<20f9cc16-0b92-4b8b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 4:00:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b89c53a7-1cd2-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:06:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<701573ef-c16c-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1b4ae57f-2561-417d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:36:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09ce87e0-5e33-4260...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:33:00 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<04b05846-01b3-4045...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:44:04 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea2b5f8a-d16d-40cd...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:58:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<47d7e744-5c4a-4733...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And it's very similar to IRS form 29653 – RZ:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STATE HOW MUCH YOU EARNED IN 2021.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > SEND IT IN.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As I work in a crematorium, all I urn are ashes --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a Greek urn?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > About $5.89 an hour.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But some have higher urn-ing power
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My cousin Zelda had a really strong back muscles so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter she had a lot of ch-urning ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what is the urn-gency in churning butter??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The urn-gency is that you need to make butter real fast
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > order
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your boss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That make my stomach ch-urn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can understand that you force your pancreas to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > force
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your kidney to churn butter and you force your right
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but it's beneath contempt to force your stomach to churn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One good churn deserves another
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am an antique dealer that deals in butter churns so if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butter churn to sell to me I ask him or her that's a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > another?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He will get it in a dash.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he will will it to his son named –.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the rest of the relatives will contest the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left my body to science , and science contested the will.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No body wants you...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > l
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're correct , "nobody" wants me . that's because it's like in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > country
> > > > > > > > > > > > > song by Sylvia , she's cheated on and her husband keeps getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > calls
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this lady that he's having an affair with so he answers the call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wife
> > > > > > > > > > > > > says "who was that " and he keeps saying "nobody " so Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > knows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > happening and she gives this lady the nickname "nobody "' Sylvia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > has several others songs where she's mean and hateful that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cheated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on and seeks revenge and stuff but that's another pun post so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > boils
> > > > > > > > > > > > > down to is that nobody came over to my side , she sought me out ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > turns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > out she's the most beautiful woman on earth , that she likes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 69-year-old
> > > > > > > > > > > > > men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > who can't recognize anyone anymore and that she demanded that we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > together and make love several times a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Followed by a funeral -- and by the way how much insurance does
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > you??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > After my death Nobody decided to sell insurance policies to people
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > raise
> > > > > > > > > > > ants for ant farms so her calling in life became to insure ants.
> > > > > > > > > > And not Uncles???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have a cousin Buford who is really mean one time I was visiting him
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > started acting up so I threw him to the ground and got his arm behind
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > back and I said "say uncle say uncle " and he said to me "why uncle ?
> > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > are millions of other words you could've said . you could've said
> > > > > > > > > parakeet
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > dragon or clitoris , why "uncle",
> > > > > > > > > that old saying "a stitch in time saves nine, " why couldn't it be 10
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > 15
> > > > > > > > > or 1 million or aleph null ? it just doesn't make any sense, Donnn.
> > > > > > > > Of course it does not make cent’s, money has nothing to do with it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this artist who had a great feeling for art , it came from
> > > > > > > within
> > > > > > > and he produced wonderful works of art but then he suffered some kind
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > stroke or something like that and it just ruined his ability to work
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > within and produce great works of art so what they called this that he
> > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > through was the massacre of the inner cents.
> > > > > > Are you shilling for some critic trying to justify his bad reviews??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You know full well that our family raised pecans ; if you raise pecans
> > > > > you
> > > > > do
> > > > > a lot of shelling.
> > > > Walnut’s to that unneeded effort.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You are completely mistaken ; pecans don't need to be kneaded like bread.
> > Yes, you are already knead deep in them --- so you do not have to wait for
> > them to rise.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> pecans do not rise. when you shake the trees they fall down to the ground
> it's just like on that one Star Trek episode where Spock says "'I am sure of
> this , just as sure as if I release a hammer on a planet with a positive
> gravity it will fall to the ground " although I bet there aren't a lot of
> planets out there with a negative gravity.

When trying to follow the trail you lost dissent??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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