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Subject: Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 4 Jun 2022 16:59 UTC

On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and so he
> > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that room
> > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good puns for
> > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere near Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures of people
> > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's odorless
> > > > > > .so
> > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in the
> > > > > > natural
> > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas leak
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I smell " and
> > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for that.”
> > > > >
> > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me from going
> > > > to
> > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> >
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy dog has
> > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her "Lassie,
> > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in sure does
> > stink.”
> But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back around 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious plans to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then she would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her from a distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an autograph it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on any case back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's a dinner roll.

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