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Re: Dew

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 04:24 UTC

On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an art
> > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where is
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want to
> > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You know
> > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and tobacco
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner and
> > > > > > water
> > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a cat o
> > > > > > nine
> > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring barrels
> > > > > of
> > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting it as
> > > > > it
> > > > > drained in.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and commit
> > > > sewer side.
> > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the drain.
> Furrow times, I will ignore that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And my brow has furrowed lines.

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