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Re: Somewhat symbolic.

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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 20:27 UTC

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:12:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4921438e-cb20-41a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:27:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4bb35606-c19d-4c3c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:06:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<42dcb53c-45e8-442c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:23:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<22d38805-090b-45be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<09173dbb-97d6-419a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:04:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbfca948-8697-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:45:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<12675690-cd90-4dc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<787fd51a-b207-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 3:01:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c96067fb-168a-42f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 12:40:50 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:43:16 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That idea would be a clinker,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never watch hogans heroes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy, that Bob Crane do you think he was robbed or do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > involved in some kind of twisted bondage deviant act with an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unstable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > partner that well the rest is history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon it was really funny what it was was a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that kind that takes care of horses he went insane they had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > locked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a cell and they were bringing his lunch to him and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Rudolpho, the unstable stable boy, watches his lunch slide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once again .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really laughed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That they only feed him on meal a day --- thats sick.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What they did to make up for the only one meal a day was they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > piece
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper and they drew three squares on it and put it under the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he was getting three squares a day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pro-form-a behavior
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx i'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was attending an art class although I really didn't need to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm such an excellent pro sculptor so I was making a bust of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Beethoven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then an Italian walks by and says "this pro forma a bust of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Beethoven.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There is one bust that I do have fond mammaries of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was this poster which displayed a large set of beautiful
> > > > > > > > > > > > mammaries
> > > > > > > > > > > > waiting to be fondled and nuzzled against and at bottom of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > poster
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > title of a Bob Hope song "Thanks for the mammaries" just a minute I
> > > > > > > > > > > > already
> > > > > > > > > > > > told that one.
> > > > > > > > > > > Again and again and again
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow that wanted to be a punster so bad and he
> > > > > > > > > > longed
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > just 1 millionth of the quality of a Levine or a Hallock but he just
> > > > > > > > > > couldn't
> > > > > > > > > > measure
> > > > > > > > > > of so what he did he took his favorite joke about Bob Hope singing
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > mammaries and told it over and over and over again but Levine said
> > > > > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > enough we're going to get barstock in here whoever that guy was you
> > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > him he was the guy that would tell his pun and then give an elaborate
> > > > > > > > > > explanation of it.
> > > > > > > > > And got that wrong too.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, I'm wrong, which brings up the following :
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Orville, I'm Wright."
> > > > > > > > "No, Wilbur, I'm Wright.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But it is the left has seems to have control of the news these days
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There'll be nothing left of any of us after Putin has his way.
> > > > >
> > > > > Right on
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Left off. As in Putin's brains were left off somewhere.
> > > I see these times and think deosil all pass soon enough
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Our lawmakers enact laws which have such a powerful effect over reality . For
> > instance , Congress just passed a law which requires a widdershins motion of
> > the Sun rather than deosil.
> Sounds like they have been drinking too much port.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well , that's because they should be drinking the other liquor , you know , the liquor you drink when you look at the stars and you're so jaded they bore you , Old Starbored.

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