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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 7 Jun 2022 16:31 UTC

On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law had an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens and
> > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a corner
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain collecting
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > drain.
> > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > You have had a trough life
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink from
> > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to sleep
> > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > sleep in his bathtub
> > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's about is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are called mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.

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