On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy
> > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had devious
> > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and then
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on
> > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but it's
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance it
> > > > > > gets.
> > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you with
> > > > > those sticks
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house
> > > > so I
> > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > And it is all your falter
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> And if it had, it would have died
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_nRgDeqEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile

I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my neighbor lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I wanna die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break the door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans back to bright blue again.

Purdy damn funny, eh?

Ever hear that one before?

Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel to "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is "the man who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "

I made that one up