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 by: Mike - Wed, 8 Jun 2022 11:29 UTC

On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a68d4201-53f2-4a14-8411-3ccfde8a933en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:12:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b1ae79ec-5bc7-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:06:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9d192385-7c3b-4d1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:19:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6affd06e-184e-4fa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:19:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0f782de2-4209-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:19:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<cbd1fa77-59c5-490e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:14:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e94ce1c1-5d56-4ea8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:09:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fefef4e4-ce89-414a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:38:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<40da632f-d483-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:10:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8a7ad8aa-ed0a-41e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4f80a394-6d38-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:09:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9736f8a6-8b1e-4a2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ack-shoe-ally I was lion, being a compulsive liar , and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > relaxed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you invoke the paradox as shown in the example at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHtzqCge_8
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time is not displayed on your video so I can do you no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > besides ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too busy harvesting pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are running a shell game!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > talk about shell games once my sister and brother-in-law
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > art
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Houston they had their booth set up and I was wondering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Company and this big black guy comes over and says so you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell company huh what do you want to know about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the Shell building was right there like 50 feet away
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oil
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > written on it real big I guess I sounded like a tearist You
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > guys
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who get their jollys by tearing up paper. because I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shell building was .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Should have taken shell-tea earlier
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As one of my many contributions to the welfare of society I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > developed a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > method to extract tea from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shells . I also perfected the method of extracting sunbeams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cucumbers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well that might have been satire in Swift's age but it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > perfectly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reasonable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now because you could take cucumbers and create alcohol from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burn that and you would have well not really sunbeams but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > light
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anyway.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would ferment trouble with ATF
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what does ATF mean? are these people that sit around in dens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > abuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > alcohol and tobacco?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Abuseing rather than consumeing!!! Was a waste of alcohol and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tobacco
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes the ATF abuses alcohol and tobacco ,they pile them in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > corner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > board them and burn them with hot cigarettes and beat them with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cat o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tails, it's horrible and disgusting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of pictures from Prohibition days showing ATF pouring
> > > > > > > > > > > > barrels
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > booze into the storm drain.
> > > > > > > > > > > > What it did not show were the guys inside the storm drain
> > > > > > > > > > > > collecting
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > drained in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It's so bad right now I'm gonna throw myself into a storm drain and
> > > > > > > > > > > commit
> > > > > > > > > > > sewer side.
> > > > > > > > > > But that would make you a drain on the economy
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You misspoke; what you meant to say is the economy's going down the
> > > > > > > > > drain.
> > > > > > > > Furrow times, I will ignore that
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And my brow has furrowed lines.
> > > > > > You have had a trough life
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I really have , see we have two cattle troughs out here the cows drink
> > > > > from
> > > > > and one time the ranch house burned down and the only place for me to
> > > > > sleep
> > > > > was to drain one of the troughs and sleep in it like Red Skelton used to
> > > > > sleep in his bathtub
> > > > > and it was a really tough life doing that in the trough.
> > > > Nothing could be fodder from the truth.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I just love that old song "hello mudder hello fodder" I think what it's
> > > about
> > > is you know for certain races the horses that can run in mud fast are
> > > called
> > > mudders and then the fodder must refer to what the horses eat.
> > But who makes a better mudder
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJxnTmpJ4lU
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I heard that Lucas Stello had some kind of problem with his stomach so Lucas
> would ask Bud to hit him in the stomach during the act because it made the
> stomach problem better ...
> Just a minute
> just a minute
>
> maybe I have the two switched?????
> what do I know ?
>
> let me tell you ,
> let me start out with 1+1 = 1 , 6+7 = 8...

Lucas ??? When did he replace Lou???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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