On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<60e5959a-e7ed-402c-819c-8b31d253fdc6n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:06:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<29b05a8e-556d-418e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 3:37:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0e55ff8a-4ed4-421c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:16:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5a00be1e-0af2-4cb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:22:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d408dc56-37bf-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e0cd3ac-2435-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:25:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<918426f4-3557-4d64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:22:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28a796c9-0981-4318...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:05:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7b2aa30e-4776-42b2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:43:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1a886db2-e9bc-4831...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:06:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6014288f-53c8-45a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:53:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c61f0066-124a-479f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 10:45:48 PM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 26, 2022 at 12:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would help if you kelp your seafood recipes to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God helps those who kelps themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Willy Willy won't go home and you can't make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > willingly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Willy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > won't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do he gave you the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > From what I understand, although I have no direct
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > experience
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these things, a "Willy "is slang for a woman's vagina and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > must've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > given
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me like two ladies who possess willies I guess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wil·lies|
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ˈwilēz| plural noun(the willies) informal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a strong feeling of nervous apprehension and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discomfort:that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the willies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My main source of the wheelies is trying to think of good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I often realize that my puns just can't come anywhere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > near
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hallock's for that matter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For the best ones you do need a decent gas mask.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what's an indecent gas mask ? one that has little pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the big nasty or something like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your gas is as good as mine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural gas has that odor put into it ; in its natural form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > odorless
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's some guy somewhere responsible for putting that stink
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas . so you can imagine that guy is at a party and there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > somebody says "What is that god awful stinky horrible smell I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that fellow has to raise his hand and say "I'm responsible for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pepe LePew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have a horrible incontinence problem but that doesn't keep me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > church ; however, it sometimes results in me PePe Le Pew.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats quite a phew options
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I saw this cartoon , these two dogs are going on a date and the boy
> > > > > > > > > > > dog
> > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > just arrived to pick her up, she comes to the door and he tells her
> > > > > > > > > > > "Lassie,
> > > > > > > > > > > your hair is arranged divinely tonight and whatever you rolled in
> > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > stink.”
> > > > > > > > > > But you would prefer a roll in the hay?
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srOd82nsWps
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > oh yes Teri Garr , when I was in Clearlake city working for NASA back
> > > > > > > > > around
> > > > > > > > > 1990 or so she was filming a movie down in Seabrook and we had
> > > > > > > > > devious
> > > > > > > > > plans
> > > > > > > > > to buy her a bouquet of flowers and leave it at the front desk and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > would come and get it and we could be back in the lobby admiring her
> > > > > > > > > from a
> > > > > > > > > distance and maybe even be brave enough to go up and ask for an
> > > > > > > > > autograph
> > > > > > > > > it's too bad that she contracted MS but she's fought it bravely , on
> > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > case
> > > > > > > > > back to the pun , Darlene and I often enjoy a roll in the hay but
> > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > dinner roll.
> > > > > > > > So you admit you are not well bread
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I feel that I am very well-bred. Lite sticks it to me at every chance
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > gets.
> > > > > > There is always someone who is willing to rattan you so they hit you
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > those sticks
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I stutter real bad. somebody asked me what pets do you have in the house
> > > > > so I
> > > > > told him I have a rattan a rattan a rattan a rat and a copperhead.
> > > > And it is all your falter
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I started to carry my copperhead outside for a restroom break but then I
> > > faltered. My grandmother used to stomp copperheads to death with her bare
> > > feet, when I've done it I at least wear some of those big black washrack
> > > boots so there was very little chance of the snake biting me.
> > And if it had, it would have died
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marxhttps://mail.yahoo.com/m/folders/1/messages/AH8uausVGvF1Yp_nRgDe
> > qEr_wuU?.lang=en-US&.src=ym&reason=mobile
>
> I was in my apartment late at night watching TV and I could hear my neighbor
> lady in the adjoining apartment saying I wanna die I wanna die oh God I wanna
> die how I wanna die I just wanna die and I ran over and I had to break the
> door down with an ax and I ran in and she was dying some faded blue jeans
> back to bright blue again.
>
> Purdy damn funny, eh?
>
> Ever hear that one before?

Yes, from you just a couples of weeks ago.
>
>
> Speaking of neighbor lady did you know that Oliver Sacks wrote a sequel to
> "the man who mistook his wife for a hat "'the title of the sequel is "the man
> who mistook his neighbor ladies vagina for his wife's vagina "
>
> I made that one up

Hole-ly unbelieveable

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx