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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Thu, 9 Jun 2022 08:30 UTC

On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c19a909c-d2e5-4131-a054-37e6087836b4n@googlegroups.com>):

> no On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:23:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1720f608-0bee-4c70...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 12:13:34 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:07:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f59edf19-92bc-4fa8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 2:27:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<75e47abc-2a1c-442a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<50dadeb5-7bd5-4e19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:06:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<caa132ea-b501-4190...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:42:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2eb50266-5604-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:08:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51e7cb6a-99a5-4f60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:52:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6ca14e1b-25c8-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 29, 2022 at 12:02:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ccaabed5-56ce-40e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you were vending your frustrations at not getting a real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > job
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > field
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes you are correct. I've vended my frustrations. there's a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > demand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > frustrations so I made available a line of frustration
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > public can put their quarters in and obtain frustrations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > By not giving them anything for their quarters and a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > phone phone number to call to complain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the frustration machine I marketed a trust station
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put your quarter in and you trust that you'll get something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the world we live in you get zilch.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > B ut you did not register that trust with the IRS and they are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tax returns you did not file for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can't register my trust with the IRS because I don't trust
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They do keep a register of people like you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > they must have a register 1000 times as big as a regular cash
> > > > > > > > > > > > register
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > find in a store if it can hold entire people.
> > > > > > > > > > > It is called the Grey Bar Hotel.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Are you casting dispersions on my age ? well I'll have you know I'm
> > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > spry
> > > > > > > > > > than any 20 whippersnappers you care to name.
> > > > > > > > > I don’t go around with people who’s only interest is in snapping
> > > > > > > > > whips.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well I AM interested in people who like to snap whips.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The dynamic behind S&M is:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Geez, we've been having fun beating and whipping each other for three
> > > > > > > > hours
> > > > > > > > straight and now we have to have sex?”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That would really be screwing up the whole scene
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > we were making hay one time and dad thought the bales were coming out
> > > > > > too
> > > > > > light so he went to the custom baler we had retained and told him
> > > > > > "you're
> > > > > > making our bales too light" He replied " I can't make them any heavier "
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > then dad said "yes you can , just screw down on that compressor in the
> > > > > > back
> > > > > > and they'll come out heavier " and our custom Baylor said "I can't do
> > > > > > that ;
> > > > > > screw you " then he drove off.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You may think I'm making all this up but all of these stories come from
> > > > > > true
> > > > > > real life experiences of life on the Nut Farm.
> > > > > But telling such stories will not bale you out with me.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > Sarah and I were out fishing and the boat developed a leak so I'm there
> > > > furiously bailing out water and she poked another hole in the bottom of
> > > > the
> > > > boat with her knife and I said "what are you doing " and she said "that's
> > > > so some of the water can run out."
> > >
> > > i'm going to reinstate this one of course that's entirely up to you if you
> > > wish to continue with this one or not cause you do have free will but it
> > > had
> > > been abandoned and I once wanted to name my dog like a stray dog I found of
> > > abandoned Cuz it made sense so anyway if you wish to add this one and
> > > that's
> > > fine if you wish to leave it out you know we already got pretty mini that
> > > were we're going over each day and I want my dolly
> > This topic is all wet.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> what is it if you're caught out in the rain and you come inside soaked that
> people will say are you all right are you all right I mean what is this are
> people like the wicked witch of the west that if they get wet they just melt
> I mean sure I got wet so what don't ask ask me if I'm all right sheesh

But my insides are already soaked w/o having to go out in the rain ---
the human body is already 60% water

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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By: JAB on Fri, 18 Mar 2022

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