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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 13 Jun 2022 19:58 UTC

On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the stuff in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest . And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up it
> > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you only
> > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time and
> > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I don't
> > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some of
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that could
> > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a hoot.
> > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not good
> > > > of
> > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and here we
> > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban ordinary
> Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably made from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal track seems I've heard about that at one point.

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