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 by: Mike - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 07:34 UTC

On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb-8eb1-a70d466d81f1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot , some
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just not
> > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > > > made
> > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > track
> > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really hard
> > > ;
> > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> > > hard two swallow.
> > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist that
> he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> mounted?"
> The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
>
> As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago and
> put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale Evans
> replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”

Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
So quit horsing around and get it right

By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed down
as it
began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo. But
apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all the
exhibits were auctioned off.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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