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Subject: Re: 八里外送茶賴:693856八里找小姐,八
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:04 UTC

On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:42:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6b040b18-eafa-4c59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:43:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<be5f9021-d7e6-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:51:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b65e1fe7-4532-40d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:34:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<45e1a293-909d-44ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:27:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7d4c56c3-3e7a-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:45:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3f46db46-e233-4df8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:42:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14845d90-19c2-4794...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:07:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5edcac14-cb00-4021...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:45:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3bd47adf-d0be-4032...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:09:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5284d85a-d4fd-41a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dbfc6c1b-6481-4b39...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I prefer his quote during his first campaign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exploit,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for political purposes, my opponent's youth and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inexperience,"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, if everybody would just realize that the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person to person communication spanning the globe instead
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > leaders we'd all be shitting in tall cotton.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weevil boll you over just how extensive the government is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I always figured that one person up against the government
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > insect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > right in front of a steamroller but then on the other hand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > individual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > free will can pull off amazing things but the advantage of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > System
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it can investigate and hunt that person down amd prosecute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Turn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a gas and pour them into the stratosphere
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So that is why you are hiding under your bed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm under the bed because it affords some slight protection.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Felicity: "mommy, I can hear the ICBMs coming in"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy – oh no you can't honey , they're super sonic , you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hear
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mommy , I'm sorry , I made a mistake, I can't hear them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > coming
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > since I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't hear them coming in that means they're coming in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,right ?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh little darling you'll make a great logician.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That does not compute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I bought a computer one time and it didn't compute so I had to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if that message is on any computer on the face of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps your problem was you did not remember to empty the Bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucket
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.computerhistory.org/collections/catalog/102673032
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ha they can't fool me I know the bits arent in some kind of form
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can put into a bucket like that they're deep within the pooter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you hear about the guy that raised little tiny cows because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a big future in micro chips?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I poo poo that story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was a song by the Beatles called "happiness is a warm gun "
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > > > > > > a line in it that says "A soap impression of his wife that he ate
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > donated
> > > > > > > > > > > > to the national trust" well I would say that if someone eats a soap
> > > > > > > > > > > > impression of their wife then eventually it will come out as poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > poo
> > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > when I was four I swallowed a penny and it came out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > predictable
> > > > > > > > > > > > place
> > > > > > > > > > > > and we had a grocery store right by us named Miller's so mom and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > there and I was buying some candy and the cashier was named Lucille
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > handed her the money for the candy and then told her the history of
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > penny
> > > > > > > > > > > > she had in her hands .
> > > > > > > > > > > > oh , what a crafty Humbert.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Why is it that when I go to the checkout line to pay for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > there'si a nice looking young lady there ringing up the groceries
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > maybe she thinks like I need help unloading the shopping cart or
> > > > > > > > > > > > something
> > > > > > > > > > > > like that , she'll say "is there anything else I can do for you
> > > > > > > > > > > > sir?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > is it when I suggest a arousing session of sexual intercourse out
> > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > ranch
> > > > > > > > > > > > house she never takes me up on it? then she kind of motions to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > security guard to comeo over . it's just way beyond me why they
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > reaction.
> > > > > > > > > > > THey see a little old man looking rather feeble, it turns on their
> > > > > > > > > > > maternal
> > > > > > > > > > > instincts
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Feeble physically or mentally?
> > > > > > > > > What ever works to get her to play sweet your thing to your dirty old
> > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you must be about 106 judging by your
> > > > > > > > writing style.
> > > > > > > all those sweet young things have drained me
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you're a swamp?
> > > > > But there is so much to ad-mire about me.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once took out an ad on how wonderful I am, but I got mired down in all
> > > > the
> > > > details of my wonderfulness.
> > > You presented moor than was possible for people to read w/o falling asleep
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you're one of those godless Arab Moors who took down our Twin Towers?
> The moor the merrier
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My cousin Buford has more Moor than most Moors; does that make him merrier?

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