On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm just
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue and
> > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and ban
> > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me , preferably
> > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of intestinal
> > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > > hard
> > > > > > ;
> > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second one my
> > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the taxidermist
> > > > that
> > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want them
> > > > mounted?"
> > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > >
> > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long ago
> > > > and
> > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > > Evans
> > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> > >
> > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > >
> > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > > down
> > > as it
> > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo.. But
> > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all the
> > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter I'm
> > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> >
> > take the Wright brothers (please):
> >
> > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> >
> > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
>
> You have made that plane enough
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and the bottom needs to be planed enough.