On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ade88ff0-00f7-48c2-9c2f-1646676c5a19n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:02:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b2f5163e-edaa-467e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9149a42e-6635-4f7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:35:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9c2e109c-da81-47cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:45:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<30100992-f953-422b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:48:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d93cfddb-48e6-446c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:39:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b74a3038-56a6-4857...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:24:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e696f32-1108-4f18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 1:50:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c4cc98c-a186-4ebf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 11, 2022 at 4:41:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<65587992-2463-454b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 2:09:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0431f31b-1a73-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 11:39:06 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c699e36c-5828-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 10, 2022 at 4:14:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<09cde58d-58f9-4960...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 9, 2022 at 3:35:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<98a6a927-daf3-4228...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes he did a series called connections very fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > affects
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this day however what I describe above came from a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > series
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's just too much Mike too much information all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stuff
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > past
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched and all the stuff in the future to be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watched.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just be sure to wind your watch before starting.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What? An old yucky analog watch to wind ? Shirley you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me Shirley. What we want after WW III is to make sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nothing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That crummy analog watch would still work. Sheesh.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Analog (formerly Astounding Stories before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Campbell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is still a popular read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I never read science fiction that's because it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > isn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're going to spend your time doing something make
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > deal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality however I did write a science-fiction story one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it goes there is a Planet where a lot of people write
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > science
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fiction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time anyone of them gets their story published that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > story
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > reality which I suppose makes for a pretty chaotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Enough to drive Dr Who bonkerss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doctor Who? I've never heard of him.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Heard of who???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is there an owl in here?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one time Johnny Carson used the phrase "hoot like owl" but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything else about it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you don’t give a hoot .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once lived with a bunch of owls , some of them could hoot ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > couldn't hoot. so we established a system whereby the ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would give a hoot And those that couldn't hoot would receive
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you are no Hoot Gibson.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn! I was trying to work hoot gibson into all that and I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > enough of a punner to pull it off but Mike came to the rescue
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have hoot inna pun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson Daiquiri to calm you down??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps a Gibson guitar to bash upon your pointy little head?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Because of threats like that the Democrats are going to try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > ban
> > > > > > > > > > > > ordinary
> > > > > > > > > > > > Joe’s from owning a stringed instrument
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I never drink ordinary Joe , it's only the best Joe for me ,
> > > > > > > > > > > preferably
> > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > from those coffee beans that traveled through some sort of
> > > > > > > > > > > intestinal
> > > > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > > > seems I've heard about that at one point.
> > > > > > > > > > I find that suggestion hard to swallow
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had these mounted swallows , after several years they became really
> > > > > > > > > hard
> > > > > > > > > ;
> > > > > > > > > I called the first one my hard one swallow and I called the second
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > hard two swallow.
> > > > > > > > You mounted TWO swallows?!?!?! Now that is kinky...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This hunter went into a taxidermist's office and he told the
> > > > > > > taxidermist
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > he wanted two deer stuffed . the taxidermist asked him "do you want
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > mounted?"
> > > > > > > The hunter replied "no, kissing will be fine."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As a bonus joke Roy Roger's Horse Silver was stuffed and mounted long
> > > > > > > ago
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > put into the Roy Rogers Museum . Roy Rogers said I too would like to be
> > > > > > > stuffed and mounted and put into the Roy Rogers museum when I die. Dale
> > > > > > > Evans
> > > > > > > replied "I'd like to be stuffed and mounted, but not in that order.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once more you pulled the trigger on a wrong movie/tv reference.
> > > > > > So quit horsing around and get it right
> > > > > >
> > > > > > By the way, after Dale died, the Roy Rogers Museum in Victorville closed
> > > > > > down
> > > > > > as it
> > > > > > began loosing money. It did open again for a short time in Branson Mo.
> > > > > > But
> > > > > > apparently it did not work out there as it was closed there too and all
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > exhibits were auctioned off.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well I referred to the museum as it was at the time the joke was made on
> > > > > Saturday night live whether it is a going concern today Doesn't matter
> > > > > I'm
> > > > > really hurt that you would say that I'm wrong that just never happens I
> > > > > thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong .
> > > > >
> > > > > take the Wright brothers (please):
> > > > >
> > > > > Wilbur: "I'm Wright."
> > > > >
> > > > > Orville: "No, I'm Wright.”
> > > >
> > > > You have made that plane enough
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, when you make boomerangs like I do one side has to be curved and the
> > > bottom needs to be planed enough.
> > Or else the poor workmanship willing come back to haunt you??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The workmanship is good enough for the 'rang to fly straight and conk Darlene
> on the head.

Did it make the next day Head-lines???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx