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Re: Somewhat symbolic.

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Subject: Re: Somewhat symbolic.
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 18 Jun 2022 19:51 UTC

On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my life I tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know you run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it. attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying good night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest incarnation on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365 Gilligan's Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do that again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance to escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've grabbed Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from what I what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a trope that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late , my time
> > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need now are
> > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in other words
> > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss that with
> > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same time ---
> > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's pretty tight.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train of 37
> > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the same thing
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have 38th
> > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in 12 hours.
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real chafe-ing
> > > dish)
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around 1600 or so
> > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been repeatedly raped
> > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they weren't
> > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> >
> > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they were
> > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications for the
> > job are and he replied :
> >
> > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> >
> > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> >
> > and the thug said "I like rape."
> >
> > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all kind of flack
> > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> >
> > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been twisted by
> > LSD.
> Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on talking politics.

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