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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 10:47 UTC

On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a6b3cff0-7117-48f3-87a7-f138e1126bfdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:26:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e6ea9c96-135d-45c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ad8376d3-2ec9-482d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:17:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<58172394-e612-4e50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:32:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<36a10220-d73d-4b1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:45:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe692942-603d-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<741f5c23-8c70-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:58:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d5617d9c-6a7a-4dad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:21:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9c6156e1-4960-4cb2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so there's this huge fine for you putting your coordinates
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > text and it's so huge you had to get your friends to help you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work fine for you???))?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For any one who goes there to find me only finds a nice big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hole
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ground for theirselves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking of holes, his fellow had a theory and I attacked it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if you attack my theory I'll find a bunch of holes in your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him that's fine I'll examine your holes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This could turn into a real hole-icost,.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What's a holy cost? I think rosaries go for about 10 bucks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > apiece.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you still like to play Ring Around the Rosary
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Man there was a funny one on an old Johnny Carson show. back then
> > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > this irritating commercial about someone would notice that somebody
> > > > > > > > > > > else
> > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar , imagine that , telling someone else that
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > ring around the collar so Johnny Carson did this sketch where he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > minding his own business and somebody came up and said "ring around
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > collar , ring around the collar "
> > > > > > > > > > > and then Johnny Carson gets a pie from under the counter and says
> > > > > > > > > > > "pie
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > face , pie in the face " And then Johnny Carson smacks a pie in the
> > > > > > > > > > > guy's
> > > > > > > > > > > face!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > I laughed and laughed.
> > > > > > > > > > Was that because you put superglue in the pie filling so it could
> > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > removed
> > > > > > > > > > and the recipient suffocated???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yep.
> > > > > > > > There must have been more than a few tart moments over that
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This fellow was commenting on Jon Benet Ramsey and it's like he didn't
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > much sympathy for her at all. He was quoted as saying that her parents
> > > > > > > dressed her up like sleazy tart . I thought that was inappropriate. But
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > what standards are there to set appropriateness and inappropriateness?
> > > > > > Considering all that the sensational press has done to that child and
> > > > > > continues to do so on occasion,
> > > > > > my sympathies are for her for all the hurt done before and after her
> > > > > > death
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The person who made the comment , I can't come up with his name , was
> > > > > blaming
> > > > > the parents for dressing her up like a tart. the times I've seen her in
> > > > > costume it was sickening, certainly something that should not be allowed.
> > > > The real headache with those padgents is keeping out the pedophiles
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well hopefully the pedophiles can't actually get to the little girls I
> > > would
> > > assume .
> > >
> > > there's a movie I believe called "bad grandpa ". there was an 8 year old or
> > > so boy that they had doing cross dressing that I thought wasn't very wise.
> > Or the kid could have been a smart ass.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Mark
>
> I wrote a science-fiction story concerning a race of intelligent beans living
> on a planet round Alpha cententory and their brains were actually in their
> ass ,they were called smart asses. Their donkeys were intelligent too.

But rather mule headed

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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