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Re: Somewhat symbolic.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 19 Jun 2022 19:40 UTC

On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1-95e9-0312efcc8089n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know you run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest incarnation on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365 Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their chance to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater for 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a trope that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late , my time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need now are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss that
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some more.
> > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's pretty
> > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a train of 37
> > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the same
> > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I have 38th
> > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men in 12
> > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around 1600 or
> > > > > so
> > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been repeatedly
> > > > > raped
> > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and they
> > > > > weren't
> > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where they were
> > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his qualifications for
> > > > > the
> > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > >
> > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > >
> > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > >
> > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all kind of
> > > > > flack
> > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the song
> > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > >
> > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been twisted
> > > > > by
> > > > > LSD.
> > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted on
> > > talking
> > > politics.
> > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually eat
> clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past me up
> to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe this is
> that my parrot ate my other clock.

Was that so it would continue to tock??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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