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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 17:09 UTC

On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<24536732-c3d1-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:45:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<417befdb-11e7-4fc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 6:19:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4bce9cb6-a63b-4c6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:12:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ec51866b-85ea-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:40:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<713be05c-51f1-44d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:49:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<27622c13-7a6e-4e87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<201ee34e-63ee-43ad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:43:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ae18515a-f186-48cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:13:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c461e6ae-e105-4be4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 2:33:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<548ef1a1-f516-4da8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 15, 2022 at 2:43:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c882158b-21a6-4bb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 1:42:08 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<eb5371f4-0f6c-46a8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 14, 2022 at 4:57:15 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<087d81ac-78e1-4975...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 13, 2022 at 4:33:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<278aacc0-89bd-477d...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 12, 2022 at 4:29:22 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aee279f8-6a05-413e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that woman android they made for hairy mud shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thousand
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > times
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desirable than the women I've run across in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been sad city all the way through for me you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > women
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like that seems like they would want to make up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ugliness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sex
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but they just lie back and eat an apple during
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attested
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > November 18, 1763 this is Walter Cronkite saying
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > night
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only “You are There” or in its latest
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > incarnation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > history
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > channel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > “I Was There"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't get that show because all I have is an over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > antenna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just get four channels, they all are 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, if you had cable/Dish you could have hundreds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stations
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 24/7/365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gillian’s island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you know what Mike I apologize for having attacked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > viciously
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here several times and I'm past that and I won't do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > unless I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > angry .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In Gilligans island Gilligan always ruins their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chance
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > escape
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > island
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on every episode . so I think they all should've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > grabbed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gilligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > took
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him down to the lagoon and held his head underwater
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 20
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > minutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > also
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > John Denver was the goofy one of the series but from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was actually the real brains behind it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually it was BOB Denver, but that only follows a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to Laurel and Hardy --- and well before.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stan Laurel was the real brains of the team.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a few others that come to mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Judy Holliday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike Mazurki
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chumlee (pawn stars)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gracie Allen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Early in her career Goldie Hawn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I realized my mistake about Bob Denver too late ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > machine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the shop for repairs .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you're certainly right about tropes , what we need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will work in sickness or in health, rain or shine , in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > real tropers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Bobby Troup died in 1999
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he a member of a Boy Scout trope?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to exhibit emotional detachment before I discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I spoke to Darlene about detachment but she wanted some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is that why she was going with all those soldiers at the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ---
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > claiming it was strictly platoon-ic??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene claimed to be a loose woman but I found that she's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pretty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to break records. Caligula's wife took on a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soldiers and he had her put a death for it . Darlene did the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > butt rather than me putting her to death I asked her can I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 38th
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sloppy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seconds?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Thats nothing --- documents I found a record of over 900 men
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hours.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips/sex-world-records.html
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Linda could walk after that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A good looking dish like that would have been rubbed raw (A real
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chafe-ing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dish)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw a movie I can't remember the title but it took place around
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1600
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and it showed a woman and her two daughters that had been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeatedly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > raped
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and then they showed them walking along a road afterwards and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > weren't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > walking too steadily is about all I have to say about it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was that infamous scene in "blazing saddles " where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hiring thugs and Harvey Korman asks one man what his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > qualifications
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > job are and he replied :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rape , murder , arson and rape.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvey asked "you mention rape twice , why is that?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and the thug said "I like rape."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm sure in the future someone will see this and I'll catch all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > flack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for insensitivity towards women but it's like that line in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > song
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "unwritten " which goes "I just can't live that way."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just can't be decent and honest and pure when my mind has been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > twisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > LSD.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sounds like “Two Women” with Sophia Loren
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was once gang rapped; I was held prisoner by 16 men who insisted
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > talking
> > > > > > > > > > > > politics.
> > > > > > > > > > > Oh great -- that parrot ate an other clock.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had this parrot and it had a very unusual diet . It would actually
> > > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > > clocks . So one day I was bringing it a clock to eat and it flew past
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > to the wall and ate my regular clock . The only way I can describe
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > that my parrot ate my other clock.
> > > > > > > > > Was that so it would continue to tock??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was a special edition of "To tell the truth" in a slightly
> > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > format .
> > > > > > > > The first man came out and said "I am a sock tucker. I tuck in the
> > > > > > > > socks
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > the gentleman who has hired me."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The second person said "I am a cork sacker. I work in this big factory
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > makes corks and I sack them up for distribution around the country "
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The third fellow came out and said "Sock tucker??? Cork sacker?? Look,
> > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > the real McCoy!!!!”
> > > > > > > One of them was pulling the cork much too often
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, from what I hear cork is harvested from trees and the cork is on
> > > > > > layers
> > > > > > around the tree like bark and the poor people that have to harvest the
> > > > > > cork
> > > > > > (being almost at the level of lowly pecan growers ) have to pull the cork
> > > > > > away from the tree and if they do that too much they would be pulling the
> > > > > > cork too much so to speak.
> > > > > But I keep wondering what ever it is that you are pulling
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'm pulling the wool over her eyes . but what an unusual idiom why not I'm
> > > > pulling the carpet grass over her eyes or I'm pulling the neutron star over
> > > > her eyes?
> > > I do not cotton to the whole concept
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you hear the phrase "we're in tall cotton " meaning we're doing good , we're
> > doing well but what's not usually mentioned is the whole phrase which is
> > "We're shittin' in tall cotton.”
>
> That was originally Eli Whitney hearing about all the people copying his
> Cotton Gin
> and not paying him for the right to do so. That is the real source of the
> quote “Keep your cotton picking hands off my gin"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Farmer Brown noticed that there were illegal cotton pickers in his cotton field stealing his cotton crop so he told his assistant "I want you to go out there and tell those cotton pickin cotton pickers to quit stealing my cotton picken cotton crop."

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