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Subject: Re: Dew
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 24 Jun 2022 19:17 UTC

On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's head but 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn you".
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are some lines in
> > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat can mean
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a food which
> > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person .. see I
> > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that situation which
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and looked and
> > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked and I
> > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy in
> > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different words with
> > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our modern age
> > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I heard that
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of all that
> > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the Culligan
> > > > > > man
> > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they work there.
> > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't live
> > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the result you
> > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe in..
> > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the cooing)
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> But I thought the acrimony came before and during first

> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey I have an antinomy sandwich for you"

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